Facebook Prophet

People that regularly post prophetic, inspirational status updates.

A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."

- F. N. Douchebag

by hardwoodstan August 6, 2009

facebook prophet

someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.

Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.

by baudday April 29, 2010