Fucking with

1: a phrasal verb to describe the act of purposefully messing with, lying to, or agitating another person for ones own pleasure.
2: a term used to describe a persons tinkering with a machine or object.

1: Hey, quit fucking with me I am busy fucking with this damn lawnmower motor and I don't want my hand to get cut off because you are fucking around.

by jzsmitty February 8, 2009

fucking with you

to be insincere, to playfully joke around

i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you

by jakeiscrazy November 15, 2017

fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks

Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Fucking with your heartbeat

Angering another to the point they are prepared to inflict serious harm on you.

"Open you mouth one more time asshole and you'll be fucking with your heartbeat."

by Cheez Head January 20, 2009

fucking with someone

1. Literally, sleeping with them

2. Messing with them, as in playing atrick on them.

1. Dupe was fucking with someone and he caught something.

2.Fucking with someone doesn't lead to no good if they in a bad mood.

by Sharell September 22, 2005

Fucking with the Stars

1. An act to get one's self into the entertainment industry.

2. A Reality TV show in the future that partners C-list celebrities with professional porn stars. Each week, they'd do a different position and be judged by three judges. The audience at home would then call in to vote for the couple that had the best performance of that intercourse position. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars.

1a. Kevin Federline was definitely fucking with the stars.
1b. Flavor Flav just found out that Bee-Ex was fucking with the stars.

2. Fucking with the Stars will debut on HBO 5 years from today.

by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."

I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.

by grifter69 November 9, 2004