Fucking with 

1: a phrasal verb to describe the act of purposefully messing with, lying to, or agitating another person for ones own pleasure.
2: a term used to describe a persons tinkering with a machine or object.

1: Hey, quit fucking with me I am busy fucking with this damn lawnmower motor and I don't want my hand to get cut off because you are fucking around.

Fucking with by jzsmitty February 8, 2009

fucking with you 

to be insincere, to playfully joke around

i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you

fucking with you by jakeiscrazy November 15, 2017

fucking with cobras 

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks

Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.

fucking with cobras by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Fucking with your heartbeat 

Angering another to the point they are prepared to inflict serious harm on you.

"Open you mouth one more time asshole and you'll be fucking with your heartbeat."

Fucking with your heartbeat by Cheez Head January 20, 2009

fucking with someone 

1. Literally, sleeping with them

2. Messing with them, as in playing atrick on them.

1. Dupe was fucking with someone and he caught something.

2.Fucking with someone doesn't lead to no good if they in a bad mood.

fucking with someone by Sharell September 22, 2005

Fucking with the Stars

1. An act to get one's self into the entertainment industry.

2. A Reality TV show in the future that partners C-list celebrities with professional porn stars. Each week, they'd do a different position and be judged by three judges. The audience at home would then call in to vote for the couple that had the best performance of that intercourse position. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars.

1a. Kevin Federline was definitely fucking with the stars.
1b. Flavor Flav just found out that Bee-Ex was fucking with the stars.

2. Fucking with the Stars will debut on HBO 5 years from today.

Fucking with the Stars by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."

I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.

fucking with my plastic by grifter69 November 9, 2004