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fucking cracker 

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.
That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)
fucking cracker by PC Bob. April 3, 2021

Christ on a fucking cracker 

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.
Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers 

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"
This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.