Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

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A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.

Last night I did an absolute Fitton.

by N Sage December 17, 2010

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Often linked with the word twat , dickhead , gimp etc etc

Ha theres SAM FITTON lets jump him! (everyone points and laughs

by Anonymous June 03, 2003

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The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes

Sam Fitton

by Sam .f June 01, 2003

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A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

by the other bag boy June 17, 2005

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