Fucking Illinois Person (or People) - Usually upper-middle-class/rich folks from Chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the Midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. Often confused and believe the local laws don't apply to them. Usually they drive like they're still in the "city" and with total disregard of others on the road. See also FISH.
1. "Damned FIP in his Lexus SUV just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!"
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
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Fart In Public is an emission of digestive gases from the anus;

To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public place especially elevators and offices
I don't always FIP but when I do I make sure I don't get caught
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stands for Fucking Ill-Planned
Christ... we're a half-hour late and we haven't even left yet. This trip is FIP.
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An emission of digestive gases from the anus;
To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public venue
Isaac: Oh dani fuckin cut the cheese yesterday in the city.
Sam: FIP, Did people look?... and did it um, smell?
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Xanax in all forms, mainly bars
You got them fips?
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