An FFJ is a Full Fledged Jerk -- not just a jerk at this moment because of something he/she said or did, but a jerk all the time; a person who doesn't learn from their prior jerk-like actions or statements; a/k/a a person who is either too proud or too stupid to stop being a jerk,...even for an hour. This person is a classic example of someone you can dress up, but you can't take them anywhere, rather like a real pig, the actual filthy animal. This is the type of a person who regularly hears, "You are such a jerk!" but doesn't care enough to do anything about it.

"That guy is such an FFJ! -- He backed his truck into my sister's car, and just drove away as he screamed filth at her for having her car parked in his favorite parking space! It was Walmart's parking lot, not his stupid, ugly house!

FFJ by Lacemaker427 April 7, 2017

Related Words

FFJ • FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie • ffjamew • ffjuysmdkld • ff juice

FFJ

(Free Food & a Jersey) when a player on a team does absolutely nothing to help them but wear a jersey and eat their food.

coach gutti called out the ffj during practice.

FFJ by arex wienwald September 10, 2018

ffJ

("fart for Jesus")
Letting gas out off ur uterus for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

Do you ffJ?

ffJ by JesusLover888 December 10, 2018

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie

A complete and utter waste of space deadbeat. Somebody who spends their whole lives on and off drugs making the lives of the people who love them and everyone around them miserable.

Usually fathers several children with different mothers who have no choice but to run away from them because they are such deadbeats.

Can often be extremely violent toward their partners.

Junkie Deadbeat Waster No goodnight Narcissist McDonald's Daddy Facebook Daddy

Mel: "How did your child get on seeing their father (sperm donor)?
Lola: The FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie show, AGAIN!

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

ffjuysmdkld

Why... Just why would you search this???

Person 1: I smashed my keyboard into Urband and got ffjuysmdkld.

Person 2: *Idiot*

ffjuysmdkld by Person142 July 25, 2019

ffjamew

A cool roblox player

Ex: ffjamew is cool

ffjamew by ffjamew2 July 22, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026