Fezer

someone who went to the feztival on june 18, and can safetly say that new found glory,story of the year, and hoobastank suck.

STUPID CHILD: hoobastank rocked
ME:NOOOOO!! THEY SUCKED
ME:now my brain is clear

by scarysnowman June 25, 2004

Fezer

A person who satisfies the following criteria:

- Fat
- Ginger highlights
- Wannabe eminem
- Thinks his nickname's Ferret
- 'wrist slittey life hatey donut eatey'
- Oh and FAT

Ferret aka FEZER!
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by We love Fezer December 9, 2007

Fezer

A wigga of sorts who contrasts this image by listening to the least Gangster music in existance, they also hate life and are so freaking depressing. They also suck immensely and lack social graces.

"Dude that gangster is listening to Avril Lavigne"
"He's such a fezer"

by PicardLol December 9, 2007