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An absolute chaotic band of misfit leaders whos purpose in this world is to make the life of a student by withholding vital information ranging from afterschool activities to snow days. Its decisions are eratic and often lead to greater confusion.
Can you believe FCPS let us off for a centimeter of snow, but not for an inch of snow while we were actually in school?!?!
FCPS by DJrunnaman February 21, 2011
A garden of hell that perceives parents into believing it is the best school system around. From ratchet students to teachers that take themselves to seriously..fairfax county public schools is the death of all students.
Student A was suspended for wearing a bandana to school. death hell annoying fcps FCPS
Fcps by MED MED January 14, 2013

FCPSITSGEPGEPGEP

'Fuck Condoms Premarital, Sex Is The Shit, Get Er Pregnant, Get Er Pregnant, Get Er Pregnant'

A)a song by The Fall Of Troy

B)the thoughts and plans of a dirty old man that is alone.
B)Mom-"so billy, wut have you done today?"
Billy-"uhm, FCP."
Mom-"WHY?"
Billy-"SITS"
Mom-"What else did you do?!?!"
Billy-"GEP...3 times"
Mom-"FCPSITSGEPGEPGEP!? you're just like your fawtha!"

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026