f35
f35 by _Master__Oogway_ May 25, 2021
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F-35
5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)
F-35 by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
Ford f350
A real American made complete badass truck! when you hear the whistle and see the smoke you know you've been passed by my Powerstroke! It sounds like a plane and pulls like a train! All you gotta do is get one and you'll finally understand what picking up chick's is like! if you're not into that you should probably go buy a duramax! there's always a dude on the corner looking to get picked up.
Hey Joe wanna race your duramax against my Ford F350? Nah man I'm not looking to get caught with my shorts down for that guy on the corner!
Ford f350 by A real American badass November 21, 2016
F-35
F-35 by Wolfieboykaden May 14, 2021
f-35
f-35 by mikejonesyee May 27, 2009
F-35
The F-35 is a jet. Legends say that it is also the wife of another legend called: Sjakieteet. He loves food very much. The F-35 can be used for bombing, shooting bullets, firing rockets and observation. Nobody can fly the F-35 as good as Sjakieteet.
F-35 by Sjakieteet October 24, 2017
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