F.U.M 

When you have enough money either won or saved to walk out of a situation typically at work. (i.e -- Fuck "U" Money)

I won enough F.U.M on the Derby, I don't need this fucking job anymore!

F.U.M by triggerman May 3, 2008

F.U.M.

acronym for "fucking ugly motherfucker", can be used to describe an ugly person while in close range without them noticing the insult.

"Hey, Larry"
"What's up Billy?"

"See that F.U.M. sitting over there?"
"hell yeah. that's a FUM"
(SCREAMING)

F . U . M !

F.U.M. by BillynLarry2011 May 9, 2011

F.U.M.

Acronym, pronounced as "Fum", standing for "Fuck You Money". Meaning you have enough money to say to anyone "Fuck You" and not have any financial concern about it.

"How can you just quit your job like that? Seriously, you took a shit on the bosses desk, flipped the birds and walked out! What's wrong with you?"

"Just won the lottery man, I've got F.U.M.!"

F.U.M. by Biglittle March 12, 2009

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y 

can we play fight until my dick slips in you .😶

good morning beautiful i was wondering if we c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y ?

c.w.p.f.u.m.d.s.i.y by bruisedk1tty January 15, 2021

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m. 

Just shut the fuck up and make out with me

“Can you j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.”

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m. by ☪️Purple star-ed mask☪️ September 3, 2023

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w 

I want you to f##k me until I can't walk
Can be used while texting

"Anna sent me I.W.Y.T.F.M.U.I.C.W, what does that mean man?"
"Brooo your lucky you got a freak freak"

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w by Dam1020 January 27, 2020