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eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney
by Mikev646 March 24, 2017
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Cat's eye glasses

Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.



Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.

Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
by prms April 1, 2009
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Philadelphia Eyeglasses

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.
This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.
by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010
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eyeglasses

A slang term for "viewpoint" or "perspective", analogous to the Indonesian slang term "kacamata", used to describe how someone sees or interprets a situation.
When it comes to debating politics, everyone has their own eyeglasses; it's interesting to see how differently we can interpret the same event.
by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025
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