When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
by peteneon December 03, 2009
An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
by Squea April 10, 2008
An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021