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-noun. Ex-act-it-y Egg-sack-tit-ee

Something in the state of being exact.
John: Michael, did you round-up the money I spent on hookers for my accountant?

Michael: No its an exactity.
Exactity by porkypig123 October 19, 2010
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Xactivity 

Pronunciation: /ˈzæk.tɪv.ɪ.ti/
Noun (informal)
1. An action or series of actions performed with the confident belief that one is exhibiting a heroic or impressive demeanor (akin to Batman), while in reality appearing notably less dramatic or heroic (closer to Robin).
2. A comically overconfident display or pursuit, often fueled by self-assurance that exceeds the actual effect.

Origin:
Early 21st century (humorous slang): from the proper name Xac, referring to a person who habitually undertakes such endeavors, plus the English suffix -activity, signifying an action or undertaking.
“Jake’s attempt at storming into the board meeting in full costume turned into a total Xactivity when everyone just saw him as a polite sidekick.”
Xactivity by VZRD December 24, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012