A classic bit of Anime. So confusing!
Shinji has the most annoying scream in the entire history of the world!!
Shinji has the most annoying scream in the entire history of the world!!
by Lizzie Moogle July 6, 2006
Neon Genesis Evangelion is the most controversial anime series ever, in that one either loves it or hates it.
Those who hate it cite the horrible, shallow, shrill-voiced and inexplicably-motivated characters, the endless banter of sci-fi "who cares, it's made up" technojargon, and the slow-and-go trafficjam pacing.
A typical episode has this ratio: 60 seconds of MECHA BATTLE THRILLING EXPLOSIONS MISSLE LAUNCH HUGE DETAILED SMOKE CLOUDS IN DEVASTAING DETAIL!... encased by 21 minutes of camera panning over stillframe or two-cel animation that makes Speed Racer look sophisticated.
Fans often cite the show's "religious" references as evidence of the depth of the story, because nothing's more relevent and just-plain-cool than gnostic and Jewish mysticism. Why, just last Sunday, Reverend Hushpuppy used the parable of the prodigal Shinji and his father in the sermon.
Of course, I'm kidding - Shinji is a whiny little bitch, and any boy/man who empathizes with his character doesn't deserve the endowments of the gender.
It's said over and over that Neon Genesis Evangelion is the highest rated anime series ever. Maybe they watch the subbed and not the dubbed version - which features the most hamfisted acting voice talent imaginable - so that the subtitles are where the REAL story is. Maybe when they gush about the animation quality, they were just confused and actually thinking about another show playing somewhere very far away.
So, forget the depth and relevence of "Paranoia Agent," or the animation quality of the "Ghost in the Shell" spinoffs, or the humor of "Azumanga Daiyoh," or the driving storyline of "Cowboy Bebop" - apparently Eva has it all, plus lots of Rule 34 hentai to support it. So if you watch Eva, and you're thinking the emperor just isn't wearing any clothes here, YOU'RE the idiot and there's something wrong with YOU.
Those who hate it cite the horrible, shallow, shrill-voiced and inexplicably-motivated characters, the endless banter of sci-fi "who cares, it's made up" technojargon, and the slow-and-go trafficjam pacing.
A typical episode has this ratio: 60 seconds of MECHA BATTLE THRILLING EXPLOSIONS MISSLE LAUNCH HUGE DETAILED SMOKE CLOUDS IN DEVASTAING DETAIL!... encased by 21 minutes of camera panning over stillframe or two-cel animation that makes Speed Racer look sophisticated.
Fans often cite the show's "religious" references as evidence of the depth of the story, because nothing's more relevent and just-plain-cool than gnostic and Jewish mysticism. Why, just last Sunday, Reverend Hushpuppy used the parable of the prodigal Shinji and his father in the sermon.
Of course, I'm kidding - Shinji is a whiny little bitch, and any boy/man who empathizes with his character doesn't deserve the endowments of the gender.
It's said over and over that Neon Genesis Evangelion is the highest rated anime series ever. Maybe they watch the subbed and not the dubbed version - which features the most hamfisted acting voice talent imaginable - so that the subtitles are where the REAL story is. Maybe when they gush about the animation quality, they were just confused and actually thinking about another show playing somewhere very far away.
So, forget the depth and relevence of "Paranoia Agent," or the animation quality of the "Ghost in the Shell" spinoffs, or the humor of "Azumanga Daiyoh," or the driving storyline of "Cowboy Bebop" - apparently Eva has it all, plus lots of Rule 34 hentai to support it. So if you watch Eva, and you're thinking the emperor just isn't wearing any clothes here, YOU'RE the idiot and there's something wrong with YOU.
by boo maga November 19, 2006
Controlled angels sent from a man-created god to deliver a message to humans. Original purpose: protect humans from other angels. Ultimate purpose: to destroy the human race.
by Jerry Mad Man June 16, 2003
by Half-vmc August 30, 2003
a fairly good anime. overrated by crazy geeks who actually try to relate it to the REAL WORLD.
It get really boring at times, but it's mild interesting. Rei(name?) is a very interesting character but that's all. Not the best music either the best drawings (for that go see wordCowboy Bebop/word kids!)
It get really boring at times, but it's mild interesting. Rei(name?) is a very interesting character but that's all. Not the best music either the best drawings (for that go see wordCowboy Bebop/word kids!)
by gibberish September 26, 2003
Short for "Neon Genesis" Evangelion which to be completely honest is a load of Japanese ripoff horseshit.
Most of the time the series progression is like watching paint dry and the movie was GOOD IF you liked having seziures.
Failed attempts to be original include some 'cool robots', blood, 'hot' 14 year old girls, terribly stupid references to the dead sea scrolls and screaming. ...REALLY not worth your time.
Most of the time the series progression is like watching paint dry and the movie was GOOD IF you liked having seziures.
Failed attempts to be original include some 'cool robots', blood, 'hot' 14 year old girls, terribly stupid references to the dead sea scrolls and screaming. ...REALLY not worth your time.
FAN: YAY ANIME! BEST ANIME EVER! SO AMAZING AND WILD AND PEOPLE JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT!
Someone else: I take it you've never watched 2001: A Space Odyssey? Do you even know who Stanley Kubrick IS?
Someone else: I take it you've never watched 2001: A Space Odyssey? Do you even know who Stanley Kubrick IS?
by ask yourself: what the hell does "Neon Genesis" actually mean? February 24, 2005
Collective name for 4 movies coming out. Currently, only the first one has been released. It is basically a remake of the first 6 episodes of NGE. The 2nd and 3rd movies will complete the remake of the series. The last movie is expected to be yet another ending.
The rebuild of evangelion is supposed to be much clearer in the story line and easier to understand then the nge series. With more advanced animation software then that used in 1995, the movies have a much cleaner style, as well as cgi.
The rebuild of evangelion is supposed to be much clearer in the story line and easier to understand then the nge series. With more advanced animation software then that used in 1995, the movies have a much cleaner style, as well as cgi.
god when is rebuild of evangelion pt 1 coming out in america? In japan it was released in sept '07, and i still can't find a damn torrent
by benjamin hotchamakiss December 16, 2007