Evan .D 

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

Evan .D by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Evan .D 

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

Evan .D by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

Evan deese 

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.

Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence

Evan deese by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021

Evan dexter 

a person who says every name with r

evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr

Evan dexter by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021

Evan Dahm 

Author of Rice Boy comics. Resides in North Carolina

www.rice-boy.com

I wish I could draw like Evan Dahm

Evan Dahm by blumixtape March 16, 2009

National Pee on Evan Day 

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!

Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him

National Pee on Evan Day by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019