the shortened version of saying "not even." this is used to save time saying the syllable. it is recommended to say it with nostrils flaring and eyes wide open to give more intensity
sexy boii: "bro i heard you sex with my sister! wassup with that man?!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"
by DrMangoes November 23, 2012
A Eve; The most amazing girl you will ever meet, She will pick you up when you are down even in the hardest moments. Eve is probably the best person to go to for advise of any kind , Eve is the smartest persom you will know she is a very intelegent girl. When she tells you she loves you she means it, she will be the funniest person you will know. Omg shes just perfect in anyway shes smart, pretty, talented, the best , i could go on for hours , shes the bestest friend shes a very special person in your life. Shes the first person you think about when you make plans. Shes the first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will call her up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad she will try their hardest to cheer you up. She give the best hugs in the world! Eve is the shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. In most cases eve would take a bullet for you,cuz she just is the best person in the whole entire world , how could you not love eve , if you are an eves bes friend your pretty special also eve is very weird haha
Eve is the perfect best friend
by crickettttttttt November 24, 2013
a INCREDIBLY smart and beautiful girl who attracts many guys. she doesnt have much self esteem about the way she looks but still is the prettiest girl in the room. shes hilarious and is fun to be a round. shes very caring and unders she's trustworthy. she's innocent and is a good role model, shes down to earth and works hard for things in life. she likes to hang out with friends and just have a good time. Evelys are the prettiest and most beautiful girls and the best girlfriends.
Evely the prettiest
by ,stevern101, December 4, 2019
This is 3 days before Christmas Day, the 22nd of December, and your last chance of doing any worthwhile christmas shopping before the last minute crowds become suffocating
by Grieva December 28, 2010
There are many types of Eves. many are misunderstood. in some respects, Eves are beautiful, but they are blind to that fact. An Eve will commonly take on more than she can chew, yet still manages to pull through. They like to acquire many skills, or have a hobby that is simply collecting hobbies. They smile, they cry, they are human... though sometimes it doesn't seem so. An Eve is an Eve.
Healthy, loyal, outgoing, and down to earth are only a few of the characteristics of an Eve. Their very name means life, and so they are lively. Here's to all of the eves out there!
Healthy, loyal, outgoing, and down to earth are only a few of the characteristics of an Eve. Their very name means life, and so they are lively. Here's to all of the eves out there!
girl: what are you doing today?
Eve: not much. I'm just studying later, practicing my banjo, going swimming, training the cat, and i have an art project due on Thursday. you?
girl: woah.
Eve: not much. I'm just studying later, practicing my banjo, going swimming, training the cat, and i have an art project due on Thursday. you?
girl: woah.
by iknowwhatiknow August 16, 2011
Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"
Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"
Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
by Da House December 4, 2020
First girl.
Most important girl therefore.
Everything a girl is suppose to be.
You cant call Eve 'fit' or 'hot'
Eve is so much more.
Eve is beautiful.
I dated an Eve. Woah.
Eves are amazing. looking for another .
If you know or have an Eve , you are one lucky man.
Adam - luckiest guy alive.
Most important girl therefore.
Everything a girl is suppose to be.
You cant call Eve 'fit' or 'hot'
Eve is so much more.
Eve is beautiful.
I dated an Eve. Woah.
Eves are amazing. looking for another .
If you know or have an Eve , you are one lucky man.
Adam - luckiest guy alive.
*blonde bimbo walks past*
Guy : Fuck, look at her. You would like.
Guy#1: Oh aye.
*Eve walks past*
Guy: Is that... is that?!
Guy#1: YES. its an eve.
Guy: Its... beautiful.
Guy : Fuck, look at her. You would like.
Guy#1: Oh aye.
*Eve walks past*
Guy: Is that... is that?!
Guy#1: YES. its an eve.
Guy: Its... beautiful.
by sCCCCooott January 5, 2009