Eugene's backpack 

When a Eugene is seen with a backpack, one should run in the opposite direction as fast as possible. The common Eugene will often carry a number of things in his backpack, including a trench coat and a fedora. However, the main reason why Eugene's backpack is worrying is because he usually carries his AK-47 assault rifle with many extended clips. He makes sure that he has extra clips when he is planning a school event in the school hall.

Eugene's backpack contained a variety of items including his assault rifle. It was getting to the whole school assembly, and son we were worried about where those bullets would end up
"I saw a Eugene reach into his backpack and pull out a fedora. I ran as fast as I could in the other direction because I was worried about what he would whip out next."
"I was sitting next to a Eugene in class yesterday, when all of a sudden I see him reach into his backpack, I was extremely worried about what he would whip out, so I forced the teacher to let me go to the toilet before I got shot up"
"Me and my friends were sitting in the dining hall, when we see a lonely Eugene reaching into his backpack, we saw a flash of wood, which instantly prompted my Vietnam flashbacks; causing us all to run before he emptied his extended clips into the dinner ladies"

Eugene's backpack by BFGRED May 17, 2017

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Eugene Sprague 

Eugene Sprague is notable for committing suicide by nonchalantly falling backwards on the rail of the Golden Gate Bridge without any type of regretful or fearful movement.His suicide was film without his knowledge in the Eric Steel's documentary ''The Bridge'', a documentary which showed numerous people jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge to end their lives.

Eugene Sprague was filmed in the documentary ''The Bridge''

Eugene Sprague by comehometohell February 9, 2014

Eugene Stoner 

Eugene Morrison Stoner (Born November 22, 1922 in Gosport, Indiana; died April 24, 1997 (aged 74) in Palm City, Florida) is the man most associated with the design of the AR-15, which was adopted by the military as the M16.

Eugene Stoner is a genious of firearms.

Eugene Stoner by Drew473209123 January 18, 2009

eugene salley 

the goofiest man out there. has pictures taken of him eating food in 4k. loves playing video games and being a magnet kid. he's so silly.

eugene salley is so funny!

eugene salley by Skyler White Pookie March 12, 2023

Eugene Story

When someone is telling a story, but it doesn't really have a plot, ending or punch line.

Don't let Ralph tell a story, it really never makes sense or has a cohesive ending. Kinda like a Eugene Story.

Eugene Story by Eugene story January 25, 2020

eugene stanky 

when someone shits in someones nostrils.

i just gave that hooker a eugene stanky

eugene stanky by Alfonzo Toid September 10, 2008