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To laugh uncontrollably hard, to the point that your jaw moves up and down after the laugh ends.
"Dude, I read Vice Dos and DON'Ts and it was so hilarious I erupted."

"My boyfriend used Tickle-Me-Elmo on me during foreplay and it was it so funny I erupted."
Erupt by Elmoruption December 14, 2009
Words you can keep
To say something is mental or crazy
This tidy weekender is erupt as fuck.
Erupt by Lanie B January 30, 2008
What my fatty fat cock does when i see a fat bootie
man i just saw girl she mad me erupt something nasty
Erupt by big boy pickle May 6, 2019

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. 

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000 

DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

Ereption 

An ejaculation occurring while the penis is not erect. This often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess
Shit, I didn't see this ereption coming.
Ereption by Prince J Albert March 4, 2008

Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken 

The single most manly (and complicated) attack in existence, and ultimate attack of Domon Kasshu and Rain Mikamura of G-Gundam. It beats even the falcon punch and giga drill break in extreme epicness. the attack comes in the form of a huge blast with the king of hearts symbol on it, as well as having a giant pissed off king who will leave a heart shaped hole that will then cause everything to spontaneously combust.

to use said attack

1)the user must first have a hot nude woman come flying at him, then jump to catch that woman while some how truing a cape into a dress while spinning.

2) you and the now dressed, hot, woman must say: "these hands of ours are burning red". you: "their load cry tells us," Hot-woman: to grasp happiness.

2) then you and the woman must a a quick waltz while screaming: erupting, burning, finger, Sekiha love-love Tenkyoken. note that you have to say "seki", and the girl has to say "ha".
Hey, lets use the Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken!

The Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken is the most epic attack in the universe.
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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