A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
To do something at such a blatant level with such obviousness and blind self-entitlement that it’s designed to implode.
Well there he goes, Pulling an Epstein, showing the whole world just how compulsively self-aggrandizing and self-destructive he truly is.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
by Bobban sagethan February 24, 2022
A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.
by Spic Dickuloid July 13, 2020
e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"
by Darko May August 13, 2019
Niko Epstein is a name that has great power and all Niko Epstein have great friends. But one weakness is all Niko Epstein have someone who wants them dead
by Cbcb245690 June 2, 2019
an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.
dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!
dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.
They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.
dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.
They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.
by sean "dickinass"wallace February 20, 2009