Epic Burn 

The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.

Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.

friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"

Epic Burn by midgetsl4yer January 4, 2009

Epic burn 

Epic burn, so hot that it hurts.

Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."


http://www.explosm.net/comics/1367/

Epic burn by Somefagtookmynamealso~ October 7, 2008

Epic Burn 

When to much anal sex has taken place

"i got crazy epic burn from jamie last night"

Epic Burn by Local Kid November 1, 2008