Epic Burn

The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.

Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.

friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"

Epic Burn by midgetsl4yer January 4, 2009

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Epic burn

Epic burn, so hot that it hurts.

Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."

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Epic burn by Somefagtookmynamealso~ October 7, 2008

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Epic Burn

When to much anal sex has taken place

"i got crazy epic burn from jamie last night"

Epic Burn by Local Kid November 1, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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