person 1: I heard epic beard man is smacking the shit out of someone guy who wouldn't spit shine his Stacy Adams
Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
Person 2: Better call the Amber lamps
by Madax March 01, 2010
by the Gnart February 18, 2010
The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
by epicbeardman February 18, 2010
A man. A veteran. A legacy.
In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.
In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.
Senior Balls - "did you see epic beard man that one night?"
EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"
Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"
FALCON PAUNCH.
EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"
Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"
FALCON PAUNCH.
by Danago February 20, 2010
Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.
EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.
The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.
Random facts about EBM:
-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.
The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.
Random facts about EBM:
-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
by umar_i February 20, 2010
A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010
67 Year old Vietnam Vet. Who beat up some black person on a bus. He also was tasered at a ballpark for being super badass. EBM is the new world order. He is also AMBER LAMPS. He is our king.
>>Hey did you hear about what happened to that black guy in that bus the other day?
> Yeah. Epic Beard Man owned that d00d.
> Yeah. Epic Beard Man owned that d00d.
by GOEBM. February 17, 2010