Environmentard 

Another name for an Environmentalist such as members of the Australian Greens party AKA Greentards

I cannot clear my land Now the fires have gotten worse and more animals and environmental plants were killed, and now i have no house thanks to the fucken greeny environmentards or Ecotards

Environmentard by Hdxfh January 5, 2020

disney environmentalism 

A form of environmentalism, based entirely on emotions, instead of science. Jumping to emotional conclusions, without even trying to understand the science behind what's going on. If your view of nature, look's like the forest from the disney movie bambi, that's disney environmentalism.

People say we should all live on green power, and organic food, but never think it through. You just can't keep 7 billion people fed, and warm that way. It's total disney environmentalism.

disney environmentalism by ILikeRocks April 6, 2011

AP Environmental

The I-don't-feel-like-taking-a-science-class, science class.

Person: Hey, I'm taking Physics next year, you?
Person 2: Chem was brutal. I signed up for AP Environmental
Person: Sick.

AP Environmental by ya home girl, lizzie marie May 9, 2014

Environmentally Hot 

An increase of attractiveness caused by inferior surroundings.

I'm usually not attracted to TJ, but at the computer seminar he was environmentally hot!

Environmentally Hot by Mr. Wilsonn October 21, 2010

Environmental Conservation Police 

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

Environmental Conservation Police by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018

environmental sustainability 

The maintenance of the factors and practices that contribute to the quality of environment on a long-term basis.

Government: "Hey, how does your company use environmental sustainability"
Company CEO: "Oh, we have different limits on how much fish we can catch"

environmental sustainability by Gravixx September 4, 2018

The environmentalist 

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"

"So last night I did the environmentalist"

The environmentalist by D.ckjones November 15, 2019