enterprise back-stabber 

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

enterprise back-stabber by xl0 August 23, 2004

enterprise high school 

the most amazing school in the state of alabama. our football team is pretty much the best team in the state.

enterprise high school is like a college campus!

enterprise high school by enterprise high school October 5, 2017

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

spider enterprise zone 

An abandoned or neglected attic, cellar, garage, shed, outhouse, mine, cave, etc. that been taken over by spiders busily investing in webs, and producing... more spiders.

Grandma's attic is a spider enterprise zone. That mountain cabin was a spider enterprise zone.

spider enterprise zone by BRL2 June 18, 2007

Enterprise Transformation 

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."

Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

Enterprise Transformation by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010

Enterprise Effect 

A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).

Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her!

Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.

Enterprise Effect by SilentS March 20, 2009