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Engineer Eye 

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Brooklyn Tech for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as engineer eye because of the brooklyn tech mascot, the Engineer.
Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye
Engineer Eye by antlerskettering October 10, 2009
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Engineer's Eye 

Your standards for attractiveness are significantly low while attending Brooklyn Technical High School, caused by the school's largely unattractive student body, particularly the boys. Named after the school's mascot, the Engineers.
Michelle took a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, talk about a serious case of Engineer's Eye.
Engineer's Eye by equalizer111 December 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016