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Energy SMGs

A compact, high‑rate‑of‑fire directed‑energy weapon designed for close to medium range. Energy SMGs sacrifice raw power for portability and volume, often using lightweight capacitors and a fast‑cycling pulse generator. They are favorites of security forces, vehicle crews, and anyone who expects a firefight inside a spaceship corridor. The beam is less “vaporize” and more “really annoy until they stop moving.” Magazine capacity is measured in seconds of continuous fire, but those seconds are very exciting.
Energy SMGs Example: “The energy SMG chattered – a staccato buzz like a mosquito with a grudge. The pirate’s weapon arm twitched, sparked, and fell limp. He looked at his smoking bicep and decided to surrender.”
Energy SMGs by Abzugal April 10, 2026
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Energy-Directed SMGs

A compact, high‑rate‑of‑fire directed‑energy weapon that uses focused light or microwaves. Energy‑directed SMGs are tiny – sometimes built into gloves or wrist mounts – and excel at disabling electronics, blinding sensors, and delivering painful but non‑lethal shocks. They are favorites of spies, hackers, and anyone who expects a fight in a server room. The beam is invisible, but the target’s sudden scream is not.
Energy-Directed SMGs Example: “He raised his wrist, and a flicker of invisible light hit the guard’s radio. The guard heard only static. A second flicker hit his belt – his taser sparked and died. He never saw what hit him.”
Energy-Directed SMGs by Abzugal April 10, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026