The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
by bossrossin February 22, 2017
by simplydelicious December 29, 2011
I get all my accounts from Account Emporium
by iCrack March 4, 2018
The Unschooler’s Emporium established its business in early 2010, to offer the Unschooling Community a myriad of books, tools and natural remedies that have already shown themselves to be a success by the families that have used them. Although a young business, because of its focused and dedicated product line, and its approach to unschooling, it has, in its infancy, garnered much attention and praise from Unschooling Advocates Dayna Martin, Sandra Dodd and many more.
The purpose of the expansion for The Unschooler’s Emporium is part of a continuing effort to satisfy the needs of this ever-growing community. Whether a family is new to unschooling or has been enjoying its advantages for many years, they want one central location where they can purchase all of the products that will help support Unschooler’s and help each person on their unschooling journey to grow.
theunschoolersemporium.com
The purpose of the expansion for The Unschooler’s Emporium is part of a continuing effort to satisfy the needs of this ever-growing community. Whether a family is new to unschooling or has been enjoying its advantages for many years, they want one central location where they can purchase all of the products that will help support Unschooler’s and help each person on their unschooling journey to grow.
theunschoolersemporium.com
Are unschooler's at The Unschooler's Emporium successful?
Why yes they are, check them out at theunschoolersemporium.com
Why yes they are, check them out at theunschoolersemporium.com
by bluemom28 June 25, 2010
Person A: Yo, N3NH's Hentai Emporium has a nice collection of hentai
Person B: Sir, this is a Daycare
Person B: Sir, this is a Daycare
by dnsbomb101 October 27, 2020
This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs
by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 25, 2018