People are unaware that groups such as Al Qaeda may cripple the US economy with a few strategically placed EMP bombs.
by Maddzakk August 5, 2005
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by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020
A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
by Arktykr October 20, 2021
An Emps Victory is defined as a victory in the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k, exclusively through capturing objective points.
"Bro, in my game against Greg he won but only because he won an Emps Victory, My army hadn't even lost a quarter of its starting points."
by CarltheCarnifex February 7, 2022
by Ant.Thee.Stallion October 29, 2021
by nickle dime March 25, 2020
A strange breed of halfman-halffur he resides in a freezing flesh village on the outskirts of what used to be a thriving nudist colony.
When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"
This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"
Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!
Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.
A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.
If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.
When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"
This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"
Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!
Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.
A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.
If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.
by Styffy April 7, 2004