by $juggalette$ February 25, 2005
A rapper who had skills back in the days.(Infinite, slim shady lp, marshal mathers lp) but he fell off with the eminem show. Eminem is listened to white people who have no idea what rap is, people who just listen to eminem and think he is the greatest MC(which he is definatly not).
by ill wil May 25, 2005
Typical Emenim:
"I hate life!!
That's why I rapped about your wife!!
That's why I can rap about hate!
And complain about my screwed up fate!!
F**k you all, who listen to me, because I'm drunk and I've got to, like, totally pee.
I can rap so damn good!
And my fakeass attitude makes me sound like I should!
If I wanna be accepted by blacks from da hood!
Maybe I oughta get with Dre and grovel!
Like an old lady that hobbles!"
"I hate life!!
That's why I rapped about your wife!!
That's why I can rap about hate!
And complain about my screwed up fate!!
F**k you all, who listen to me, because I'm drunk and I've got to, like, totally pee.
I can rap so damn good!
And my fakeass attitude makes me sound like I should!
If I wanna be accepted by blacks from da hood!
Maybe I oughta get with Dre and grovel!
Like an old lady that hobbles!"
Typical dumb crowd:
(Repeating Eminem lyrics, thereby insulting themselves.)
Typical Eminem haters:
(Keeping silent, since EMINEM insults his fans enough, anyway.)
(Repeating Eminem lyrics, thereby insulting themselves.)
Typical Eminem haters:
(Keeping silent, since EMINEM insults his fans enough, anyway.)
by XDigitalMajiX December 27, 2005
American overrated White boy who likes to defame women of all color. His style can be describe as pychosmatic; he also to revisit hardship past growing up in trailer park with a drug abusing mother. Over all a top 50 emcee but lacks substance to make my top ten.
1. Nas
2. Black thought
3. Q tip
4. Wise Intellgent
5.Mos Def
6.Slick Rick
7.Common
8.Cl Smooth
9. Pos De la Soul
10. Rakim the god
1. Nas
2. Black thought
3. Q tip
4. Wise Intellgent
5.Mos Def
6.Slick Rick
7.Common
8.Cl Smooth
9. Pos De la Soul
10. Rakim the god
eminem
by mrchicago November 20, 2009
aka slim shady aka marshall mathers -> hottest man t walk the earth and one of the most talented rappers ever
eminem is drop dead gorgeouse
by jaccc<3slimshady February 20, 2005
Shock artist, half decent poet, yappy 15 year old school yard voice, based his entire career on taking the piss out of other people to the point where he collapsed in on himself and said 'I'm not sure where my career is going right now'. Could have burped and farted on every record from the start but not be seen as a joke cos he had the credibility of Dr. Dre backing him. Corporate sponsored (nike, slave labour) trailer trash.
Person 1: Eminem is the second biggest joke of all time after 50 cent
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
by King Abdulla Of Syria September 24, 2006
1.stupid wigger who raps about smoking weed, cutting him self and the sort. then 3 days later he says he was kidding and that you should go to school and be a good boy
2.an ICP hater
3.some "rapper" that a lot of twelve year old girls like
4. Dr.dre's lover
2.an ICP hater
3.some "rapper" that a lot of twelve year old girls like
4. Dr.dre's lover
Eminem fan:yo, yo ,yo yiggity yo son you like ICP what up wid dat dog!!!!!!
juggalo:WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR CROTCH?!?!
juggalo:WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR CROTCH?!?!
by Jugalo_nirvanfan1542 January 8, 2008