The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)
However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.
This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.
Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.
Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.
Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.
For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.
Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.
Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.
Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.
For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.
This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"
"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"
"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
by Mr. Reccaabich February 11, 2012
We're on a search for the elusive albino blowfish.
by chitownrioters July 14, 2005
A euphemism for the penis of a white guy that never gets laid. A person or one's penis earns this nickname, because, like the endangered owl, no one has ever fucking seen it.
Are you still calling your roommate Jordan's penis the "elusive white owl"?
Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
by AdvocatusDiaboli July 12, 2011
Originated when Tollie (I) was obsessed completely with A Series of Unfortunate Events. Tootles and I were using the Sebald Code in our online journals - I wrote a small, extremely odd script about two people in a boxing ring. The male commented on how it was the perfect place to box, and the female said why yes, much better than a tree or a large barn with the elusive letter K on it.
That is the origination of the elusive letter K - it is used when someone says something, and the other person replies k. The example shows this.
That is the origination of the elusive letter K - it is used when someone says something, and the other person replies k. The example shows this.
Tootles: brb
Tollie: k
Tollie: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tootles: back
Tootles: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ELUSIVE LETTER K
Tollie: k
Tollie: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tootles: back
Tootles: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ELUSIVE LETTER K
by Tollie December 26, 2005
Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.
Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!
by Tollie December 31, 2005
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