Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.
by chemking May 11, 2020
I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(
Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me
by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022
a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand May 27, 2009
Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
by Boontonto November 30, 2005
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by Fil iba great January 27, 2021
She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...
by nockcose February 13, 2016