Ellesmere 

small rural salopian border town located near the English/Welsh border. Very beautiful landscape views and walkways such as the shropshire union canal, the mere at Ellesmere and other meres surround the town.

Know any nice places to take the kids?
Sure, ellesmere!

Ellesmere by TheScroobiousPip August 6, 2018

ellesmere 

A little town full of smackheads and mad heads. All the mums chat shit about all the children and how naughty they are.

Child:Can we go to ellesmere.
Mum:okay.

ellesmere by CW-12 April 23, 2018

Ellesmere Port 

Founded in the late 12th century by Vatican monks, Ellesmere Port has remained one of the most imporant places in the northern hemisphere, economicaly and socialy for over 900 years. Ellesmere Port boasts the largest waste disposal center and one of the largest oil refinerys in Europe, suprisingly this only adds to the unique 'country village' feel about the place!

Now simply refered to as 'the port' Ellesmere Port is famed for its good natured youths and sweet country air. Its picture-post-card landscapes are said to be some of the best in the world.

"lets go on holiday to Ellesmere Port this year"

"I wish i was in Ellesmere Port right about now!"

"Ahhhh, looking over the iluminations on the 'stanlow' area is so realxing"

Ellesmere Port by j0£ April 28, 2006

Ellesmere Port 

The above town is actually one of the worst places I have ever lived. It is full of drug-taking dole scum and is so full of litter that it makes a skip look tidy. Everyone thinks they are hard but the truth is that they are all whimpering scum-buckets. The sooner Stanlow blows-up and takes the scum out the better!...

Bad people that sin all there life think they are going to hell!... Truth is they just end up back in Ellesmere Port!... Scum sucking gutter filth!...

Ellesmere Port by Deeside Dude June 20, 2007

Ellesmere port 

Ellesmere port (often referred to as 'the port') is full of drug-taking trash and alcoholics who think their solid like the rest of the town. Port heads are out to cause trouble for no actual reason. Every girl looks as though she has been rolling around in a giant bag of wotsits. It's full of chav scumbags and couples wear matching tracksuits and everybody that I've ever met from ellesmere port are arrogant good for nothing douchebags.

Jade: So, dwayne tell me a bit about yourself

Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit

Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*

Ellesmere port by emziewoowoo June 28, 2011

Ellesmere Muscat

Refers to a sexual act that requires 4 masculine men with chest hair and big bellies and hand lotion ( most likely Vaseline). The first man has to rub the lotion on his weiner, but, there's a catch, one of the other men has to do it. The other man has to rub lotion on his chest hair, and the other men have to rub their dicks on the guy that has lotion on his chest to lubricate the penis in a way that will make insertion easy and simple. The other men have to suck on the pubic hair of the other men and lick the guy's belly button intensely and violently, giving him a pleasurable feeling of intense euphoria and passion and romance. In the end of this session< they are required to give each other a rimjob that will make the act meaning and make it more nuanced.

Hey guys, I'm feeling horny, lets pull an ellesmere muscat!!!!!!

Ellesmere Muscat by ms.jessica reid February 4, 2026

Elsmere 

Town in Northern Delaware, just outside of Wilmington. It's exactly one square mile, surrounded by a creek which is used as its boundry. although it is small in size it has its own police department, with some really good looking officers and some crazy ones. has recently become ground zero for the illegal immigrant infestation. which has invited gangs from neighboring larger cities. which gives the town a bad name. the center of town is the fire house and the Wawa.

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: I'm from E-town?

Person 1: The fuck is that?

Person 2: Its Elsmere.

Elsmere by Montana2356 January 10, 2008