the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.
“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine

omfg that’s gay bro”
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If you meet someone named Eli he is the type of person who is funny at school but when he goes home and becomes very depressed and lonely.
i would rather be anyone other than eli
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Elis loves cartoons and television shows. She is always first in line in four-square and does not kill if not necessary. She is a very kind and polite person and will always be by your side. She loves Dua Lipa. She most famous quote is "Don’t let urban dictionary define you" from 17th October 2022, 20:00 (8 PM).

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Person 1: Who is Racoons Rule in Kahoot?
Person 2: That must be an Elis.
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A cool ass best friend he’s real asf and let’s you know if you on sum bullshit he’s funny and handsome lowkey
Eli is a beast at hockey
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that one annoying friend that never leaves you alone(also normally short and dumb)
Eli is a name
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Eli is the best person you will meet. He is extremely humble and flirty to that one person and stays loyal. He has the most beautiful smile that makes all the girls fall for him. He doesn’t like someone often but when he does he will be with them forever. Eli has a great personality and a lot of money although he never uses that to get what he wants and prefers to keep it a secret.
You and Eli are cute together.

Eli is so cute 😊

I love Eli ❤️
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