elephant syndrome

When a person (usually a woman) wears a pair of pants that are tight everywhere, except for her ass. The remaining maretial then appears sloppy and loose, like the skin on an elephant's ass.

"Sudana can't fill out her Applebottoms."
"Yeah, she sufferin from elephant syndrome."

elephant syndrome by Helljin December 16, 2005

elephant syndrome

When someone says "nevermind" or "it doesn't matter", leaving you to wallow in your ignorance, forever wondering what it was they decided not to say.

Like when someone tells you NOT to think of an elephant, you think of an elephant.

-Oh my god, you know what's the most amazing thing ever?
-What??
-Oh, nevermind. It doesn't matter.
-Dude, elephant syndrome here! You're gonna kill me.

elephant syndrome by ScarletNightingale January 11, 2011

Elephant Syndrome

A dismissive attitude toward a phenomenon that is known to be real, but cannot be explained. Due to the inability to explain something, a person will naturally choose to not think about it further. It's a shut off valve in the brain that happens when a conclusion cannot be reached. Those who choose to pursue the Elephant Syndrom are perceived as obsessive by the mainstream who simply accept it with no explanation.

His Elephant Syndrome made choose to forget why that ghost appeared to him.

Elephant Syndrome by mmemagnus January 4, 2011

elephant syndrome

When a person (usually female) once had a larger than average booty and then lost it, which is followed by her still wearing the old clothes which had been streched to fit the original ass, leaving loose material around the bum resembling an elephant rear.

Sometimes when you see one of these people it's best to ask them if they are aware that they've lost their rump.

"April still wears those old ass jeans?"
"Yeah, it's sad, elephant syndrome strikes again."

elephant syndrome by Helljin December 28, 2005

elephant syndrome

When bigger, larger people are afraid of smaller more agile people, despite having superior strength. Just as elephants are known to be afraid of mice and men.

Jeff: Dude, Lil Tony said he was afraid to fight Big Sam tomorrow, after lunch.
Allen: I wouldn't be, man, everyone knows Big Sam has a serious case of 'Elephant Syndrome'!

elephant syndrome by Jeff Steinburg April 26, 2016

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome 

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome by NewValley January 17, 2018

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome 

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.

The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014