The act of receiving a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a dump) and shitting hard. The gentle splaah of turd water on the girl's face is "El Nino".
by S DeeZee November 15, 2007
A shot made using equal parts Hot Damn and Malibu, to represent the Hot & Tropical aspects of the El Nino weather system that affected the US in the late 90's. Invented by a group of University of Montana students in 1998 an attempt to capitalize on El Nino's prominent place in the news. The plan was to order it as if it were a famous drink, then look at the bartender with distain when they didn't know what it was, and tell then the ingredients. Then, when you did the shot with your friends, you all shouted "El Nino!!!" in an attempt to start a trend. It did not catch on.
MAN 1: "Can I get 4 El Nino's please."
BARTENDER: "What the fuck's an El Nino?"
MAN 2: <scoffs>
MAN 1: "UH, duh, Hot Damn and Malibu."
BARTENDER: "Okay..."
Shots are made and served.
MAN 1 & MAN 2 & MAN 3 & MAN4: "EL NINO!!!!!"
MAN 3: <whispering> "Hey, this isn't bad."
BARTENDER: "What the fuck's an El Nino?"
MAN 2: <scoffs>
MAN 1: "UH, duh, Hot Damn and Malibu."
BARTENDER: "Okay..."
Shots are made and served.
MAN 1 & MAN 2 & MAN 3 & MAN4: "EL NINO!!!!!"
MAN 3: <whispering> "Hey, this isn't bad."
by ToppDog August 7, 2007
Miguel: yo Guadalupe
Guadalupe: whatup meng?
Miguel: Why is the sofa wet?
Guadalupe: o sorry meng, it's probably from Maria's El Nino last night. ill take it to el cleaners.
Guadalupe: whatup meng?
Miguel: Why is the sofa wet?
Guadalupe: o sorry meng, it's probably from Maria's El Nino last night. ill take it to el cleaners.
by joseaids November 2, 2009
by Lucy January 4, 2005
When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.
Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!
by Lo Dogg April 29, 2005
Noun. The El Nino Effect is a tropical weather system pattern that does stuff and we don't know what, neither do meteorologists. Which is why they use, this term when they don't know what the fuck is going on, just to cover their asses and to make them sound intelligent. As well as, to give the impression that there is "skill" involved in fortune telling. Oh, I mean meteorology.
Meteorologist: Hey we have this crazy tropical storm coming but we don't know what the fuck it's doing or why. What do we tell the public?
Head Meteorologist: *looks at the doppler radar* I don't know why the fuck its doing that.... tell them it's El Nino Effect.
Head Meteorologist: *looks at the doppler radar* I don't know why the fuck its doing that.... tell them it's El Nino Effect.
by Pat Sullivan, the legend March 21, 2009