Anyone who is smart, sophisticated, ready for action, or going to egg a house. Also if referencing to a noun..eggett can be a heavy object or "has attributes of an egg."
AKA Egge, is an alpha male with the smallest penis in town, in fact its so small even egges friends is very impressed by how fucking small it is. Egges gay friend bmw 430i once tried to compete with Egge but lost tremendously. My friend who has the biggest of all three and he always gets the girls cause hes so fucking saugen, he once fucked a girl in his car and never told anyone, probably cause he murderd that poor norrtan girl with his humongous cock.
Wow here comes EggeTheOne girls whip out ur putang and let this alpha male with smallest penis in town get to work!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'