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effed in the a

the act of being fucked in the ass hole.

can be used literally as a sexual act, or if you are just really really screwed.
i got effed in the a last night by Matt, it was great.

i am so effed in the a! I didn't do my homework!!
effed in the a by EmilyG November 28, 2007

effed in the a

A sign of a chump off. When you diss someone REALLY BAD!!! The example below is a true story.
Dude: "I thought you said I could have the seat."
Me: "I changed my mind."
Other Dude: "Dude, you just got effed in the a!"
effed in the a by Jedi_Master October 2, 2008

effed in the a

also, f'd in the a.

1) Expletive. 2) Office buzzword for "fucked in the ass" 3) Bad news. 4) I'm screwed. Used when you can't state the obvious around parents, cops, teachers, impressionable youth, co-workers or bosses.

See also -

SIMILAR:
- "Fuck, where are my keys?" or "f to the a, where are my keys?"

- "I got a ticket." "that's fucked up!" or "I got a ticket." "f that in the a".

DIFFERENT:
f in the a literally, a sex act.
Simon got effed in the a for a promotion again!

I can't call her back because my battery's dead. Basically, we're effed in the a.
effed in the a by cookster February 9, 2008
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026