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the mightiest of the hog riders. gets so many bitches it is insane, if you see him make sure to hide your wife for she will leave you for him. make sure to give him a reese's peanut butter cup.
the amount of sexual intercourse that this fine specimen of a human being encounters is mind boggling. no husband or boyfriend has ever been secure in the company of an Eddie H.

Eddie Hatrick 

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".
"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."
Eddie Hatrick by Da Fulch July 30, 2009

Eddie Hazel 

One of the most influential, underrated and soulful guitarists of all times. Creator of the heavenly "Maggot Brain" guitar solo track from Funkadelic's record of the same name. Eddie can be compared to Jimi Hendrix. Pity alchohol and drugs got the better of him.
Ignorant Fool: Slash' November Rain is the best solo ever.
Wiseman: Eddie Hazel's "Maggot Brain" beats it by a light year.
Ignorant Fool: You mean to say Eddie is better than Slash (angrily)
Wiseman: No point saying that to an idiot
Eddie Hazel by FreeseXXX December 22, 2009

Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

Eddie Hall 

Born in Dead Sea, Jordan, Eddie Hall is most notable for being the saltiest strongman to walk the Earth. Known for his feud with Hafthor Bjornsson, and for being the only person to dispute his obvious 501KG deadlift world record.
"Bro, Eddie Hall is trying to invalidate Hafthor's Bjornnson even though it was done with independently weighed plates for a live audience"
"Lol, Eddie is a salt mine"

eddie-housed 

Very drunk.
Dog, I was so Eddie-Housed after guzzling those Dan-Dans that I chinblasted that Jag!!!
eddie-housed by ihatejags January 29, 2009