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Someone with a tiny penis
by RedDongDingo October 18, 2019
1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003
A horny fellow with a cheap ass personality. Can often be spotted with anime figures and many used condoms strewn around his room.
Guy: "Hey did you hear about Eben?"
Girl: "No what happened?"
Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."
Girl: "No what happened?"
Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."
by ChaesNobruh January 19, 2020
EBEN IS VERY UNHYGIENIC
by maddi_dp <3 December 10, 2021
A form of socio-political thought purported by the South African political theorist Eben Smit. The thought is often described as 'cynical anarchy' and has been hailed by other well known South African political analysts like Prof. Herman Visser as a leading sociopolitical thought concerning the role of the counterculture in modern day politics.
Ebenism is more libertarian than anarchist.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
by Byron the Bomb October 19, 2007