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Eau Claire 

The best town in the Midwest. Eau claire, Wisconsin is beautiful. 90 miles east of the twin cities. University of Wisconsin Eau Claire and Chippewa valley technical college makes the town a college town. Lots of parties, a bar on every corner, cheese curds everywhere you go and everyone’s drinking beer!
Friend: “hey do you want to go to Eau Claire?”

Friend 2: “what’s Eau Claire?”

Friend: “woah man! You’ve never been to Eau Claire before? You’re really missing out! We have to go grab a bite at Court n House down by the police station, they have the best food, then hit up water st!
Eau Claire by shans November 1, 2018
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Eau Claire 

the town in witch there is only one street
the smallest town in MI {most likely}
also the best town to live in cuz you know almost every body
the fake "ghetto"
o yea i live in eau claire. yea i live in the "ghetto".

Eau Claire Stare 

A phenomenon unique to the University of Wisconsin Eau Claire in which other students will make continuous eye contact with other students as they pass each other. The Stare is often awkward, creepy, and sometimes considered rude.
I walked by that Bro and he shot me the Eau Claire Stare. Let's go to The Pickle later and kick his ass!

Eau Claire éclair 

I came in her ass and it was a Eau Claire éclair

UW-Eau Claire 

A university in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. The campus is the most ridiculously spread out campus, worse than UW-Madison. Most kids who attend UW-Eau Claire act like they attend Madison when really the education they get is of no better quality than their nearby rival, UW-Stout.
I thought about going to UW-Eau Claire but then I realized most of the kids there are pompous asses.
UW-Eau Claire by wordDmakErr December 2, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026