Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.
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by Lorie Lou November 2, 2010
Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.
by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009
A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you
Dorris Eaton
by windowjumper December 14, 2021
A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass
by Dynamic Douchebag May 2, 2018
She's such a Brandon Eaton!
by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016
A KING OF KINGS. ONE KIND NEVER DUPLICATED ALWAYS IMITATED. MAN IF GREAT VALUE AND WORTHINESS. PROTECTED AND WATCHED OVER BY GOD. APPOINTED TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER AND TO BUILD A NEW DYNASTY. AT ALL COSTS.
by HIGHESTPOWER November 23, 2021
"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"
by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017