Easop 

Sexy, chocolate, ambitious, hard working man that likes to work hard, and play harder...

Get you a Easop.

Easop by SF lady March 15, 2017

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022

Esoporp 

The handle attached to fold-up tables making them easier to carry. Often made out of rope with a rubber handle or simply plastic with the capability to flip up or down. Requires an esoporp repairman to fix if snapped off.

Lord knows how I'd lift this fold-up table if it wasn't for the handy esoporp.

Esoporp by DataLorax May 14, 2017

david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

david eason by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019

EASOBD 

An acronym for possibly the most offensive commands of all time: Eat a sack of baby dicks.

Why don't you go EASOBD.

EASOBD by 12767 November 16, 2009

Esophagus Annihilater 

Simply a term used to describe a dong of gigantic proportion.

We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Tim’s room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!

Esophagus Annihilater by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Essophysics 

Essophysics is the physical manifestation of a concept and their impact on reality by merely existing. Like death for instance: it causes that which is biotic to loose their biotic classification (by varying means) just by existing, and the essophysical version of said concept of death would be its abstract yet physical manifestation/conceptualization, often times which is too difficult to physically describe due to its conceptual nature.

The idea of essophysics is nearly solely existing within the SCP universe.

Friend 1: "Man, death is a really hard concept to think about from a conceptual point of view."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I'd like to take a class in essophysics to try to think of it in a more physical, understandable way."

Essophysics by Daemon2266 July 8, 2021