Eastpak

A very small group of people living in Marin County who go dumb on the daily. Also refers to anyone who leads a similar lifestyle. The name "Eastpak", is derived from the brand of backpacks the members often wear. Members of the Eastpak enjoy going dumb to music genres such as "hyphy" and "club techno".

Ex. 1
Bill: "Who are those kids in that purple van going crazy?!?!"

Jim: "Im not sure, must be part of the Eastpak."

Ex. 2
Police: "Please turn down that music and get back in the car while its still moving!!!"

Sam:" Naw, you know them Eastpak boys go damn dumb!"

Jack: "Yeeeeeeee!!!"

by ScRaPeR-BiKe February 4, 2010

Eastpak

The most common backpack brand, used by nearly every student who want to be cool. It's usually used on just one shoulder

X: man you have seen Marcus new Eastpak backpack?
Y: yeah dude, it's so cool!

by CrazyForMyself25 October 27, 2019

Eastlake Cigar

A heterosexual act of love in which a male inserts his penis into a female's mouth and ejaculates inside of it, after having anal sex.

Patricia did not want her boyfriend to ejaculate inside of her butt, so she requested an Eastlake Cigar instead.

by BlisterGypsy June 3, 2015

Eastlake Middle School

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.

Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now

by Swag kid lmfao April 8, 2019

Lower eastpacking

What the Lower East Side in Manhattan becomes on a Saturday night when 2nd Ave. and E. Houston are invaded by the Huns from West (NJ) and the Visigoths from the East. Moniker based on the Lower East Side taking on characteristics of the meatpacking district.

White Rabbit is a club in Lower Eastpacking.

by IloveNJ May 25, 2009

eastlake middle school

eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.

tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school

by mrulleisjesus May 31, 2019

Eastlake High School

It's an upper-middle class highschool. Not much personality in the minds there. Much wealth. Mindless goones. Nice cars. Many drugs. Smack dab in the middle of suburbia. Consists of about 12 black people and around 2500 of the whitest brats you will ever meet.

Those kids down at Eastlake all got bored one day and realized daddy's money buys crack-cocaine. Enter the new best friend for Mr. Stienberger.

by Brandon T. May 18, 2005