Ear Skeng

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A not yet confirmed disease of which one is born with and requires the individual to be playing music every second of their life. It is believed by many that Jay Swingler and Romell Henry are born with this defect.

Sandy: oiii bruv, i 'erd you were born wiff dat ear skeng ting?
Jay: aw yeh bruv, means i hav' to be playin' skengs all me life
Sandy: fair enough like

Ear Skeng by SandWard May 14, 2020

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