Ear Ass
Ear Ass by TheOneAndOnlyFUCKFACE aNd AlSo July 15, 2021
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Elephant Ear Ass
When a woman wears granny panties and her ass is so pancakey that her asscheeks hang under the thigh elastic and they flap behind her thighs like Elephant ears
A droopy flat ass
A droopy flat ass
Elephant Ear Ass by freethethirdknee October 14, 2016
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Ass to Ear
A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.
Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
Ass to Ear by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010
an ear up your ass
When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
an ear up your ass by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
Ear Sexual Assault
Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
Ear Sexual Assault by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025
asshole ear
Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.
What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.
I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!
I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!
asshole ear by LukeL June 20, 2008
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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