Ear AIDS 

A highly contagious desease, spreadible though sound; mostly music. For each individual, catching this desease varies by song or sound. Since most parents are not up-to-date on modern music, they might get Ear AIDS from many hit arists, like Ke$ha, B.o.B, 3OH!3, etc. Kids, on the other hand, are so up-to-date. They might catch Ear AIDS from old artists, like Bruce Springstein, Johnny Cash, Madonna, etc.

WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.

Dad: Damnit, son, I told you to turn that shit off! It's giving me Ear AIDS!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!

Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!

Ear AIDS by Shadow_Caster June 20, 2010

Ear Aids

A disorder caused by listening to the most atrocious, dog shit music ever, tends to be life-threatening

"dude what the fuck are you listening to it's giving me ear aids"
"It's just Limp Bizkit calm down"

Ear Aids by Thethe1 April 14, 2026