Esam

1. (n): Man with infinite brilliance, he who is wise beyond his years.
2. (n): Second highest level of enlightenment.
3. (n): Electronic Sam, someone named Sam who spends a great deal of time online.

1. I know Esam, that dude is brilliant!
1. Excellent! Brilliant!
2. I am so close to complete enlightenment, I am at Esam level now.

by Derrick Henrichson January 13, 2004

Esam

A smash bros pro player who is infamously known to promote false allegations of any kind and slide away with it.
Record of being hypocritical and gets mad when people do the same thing he does.

Another person got falsely accused and lost their sponsors"
"You sure it wasn't esam who did this?"

by SlickySlicky May 4, 2021

Esam

A really kool AND cool person

omg Esam that dude is sooo cool
Oh god hes also kool
wow really
yeah

by bestiefriend546220 January 11, 2022

Esam

Esam ulipakhade and is a very young sexy male
Has a big personality and has a big....if you know you know;)

Esam is my dream boyfriend or he is my highschool crush

by Pakhade November 24, 2021

esam kotsalainen

esam kotsalainen is an amazing guy he has a 15 inch penis he is loving caring and hes super smart and strong

u see that guy there with a 15 inch penis ... ye hes esam kotsalainen

by someone else smart November 22, 2018

Esam

Extremely cold person who is funny only when he is serious.

*a guy tells a bad joke*

everyone else: "bro dont be esam"

by Sä tiiät November 22, 2021