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When you don't mean what you just said. (A shorter word for just kidding)
"I'm 30 beers deep, eej!!"

"Ya i got into one last night, three broads at once, eej!!"
eej by --Hamill June 3, 2009
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shortened version of the term eejit (irish slang for idiot) used affectionatly
a bit like the use of 'oh silly'
(after stupid things been said)'haha i cant believe you just said that youre such an eej'

'you eej!'
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shortened version of the term eejit (irish slang for idiot) used affectionatly
a bit like the use of 'oh silly'
(after stupid things been said)'haha i cant believe you just said that youre such an eej'

'you eej!'
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eej by life September 29, 2004
A more endearing Irish slang term for someone who acts foolishly, is a bit slow or has no sense. Not as harsh as calling someone an idiot.
"God Ted, I'm an awful eejit!"
"You're right there, Dougal, ye feckin' eejit!"
eejit by quareheadtheball January 22, 2014
A fun scary cat, who loves to chew plants , Eejun is scared of girls and likes when people steal his pencils
Person one: Woah I found a pencil is it yours?
person two: must be Eejun’s!
eejun by Ilike _space October 8, 2020

feckin eejit 

It means "fucking idiot," mainly in Irish, and it sounds better in an Irish accent.
That Daniel O'Donnell's a big feckin eejit
feckin eejit by tara banana May 27, 2004
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