The Dylson Effect 

The name given to the effect caused by Dylson being near to you.

It will cause all individuals near Dylson to start convulsing and uncontrollably repeating "Dylson".

"Woah I can't remember last night, I think I got hit with The Dylson Effect"

The Dylson Effect by Dylson balls March 10, 2020

dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.

Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.

dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

Dypson 

A person (usually male) that loves to chew tobacco and sucks at everything that he or she does.

That kid Nate is such a dypson.

My friend loves to chew and sucks at everything, he's such a dypson.

Dypson by Frank Bentz October 30, 2011

Delson 

{Delson} is the cutest, sweetest little boy you will ever meet, he is open minded, happy, loving and very welcoming. he will do anything to make you smile, and he loves with all his heart <3

wow that boy is so sweet, his name must be Delson

Delson by littlemonster4247 January 4, 2015

dysonpussy 

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion

That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy

dysonpussy by The real medical doctor May 25, 2019

Dylon Jones 

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

Dylon Jones by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019

Dyson Air Balling 

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

Dyson Air Balling by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011