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Dylan Stanley 

The type of guy who backs up a piece of shit that says to the son of a sheriff " he's glad he's dead and doesn't care." On the day of said sheriff's burial. A man that kept this d bag and his family safe for years. All because the three fucked the same girl. And two of the three believed her lies out of want if that disgusting loose pussy. Congrats all involved for signing on. You're fucked.
A Dylan Stanley thinks he's a good person ..a smart person. A Dylan Stanley has lied to himself and his loved ones forever.
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DylanStanely 

One of those guys that thinks he's a hero and a genius. But prager u made him think he's informed without a college degree . Then a job title gave him a sense of accomplishment and entitlement based on social and culture norms. Genetics gave him a false sense of betterment based on a sparse population commenting on his great achievement of bone growth. Narcissism brings your downfall ..not your uprising. Humble is not a virtue anymore, righteousness is rewarded and expansive progressive ideas are driven down. How dare anyone have a different opinion or idea different than shoved down your throat by pretty blondes and regurgitated by self blinded people with zero empathy and self awareness.
Yeah..I was a real DylanStanley jesus hipster hating but wannabe cheating on my cancer ridden girlfriend with a diseased whore kinda guy last night..I should probably aim higher than maga mega d bag. Ehh..fuuuck it...Its easier to be a pseudo intellectual on the internet and two "craft" beers in.fucking pussy ass bitch. Dont mean to punk you out DylanStanely
DylanStanely by JusticeComes4usAll September 26, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016