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dwig

someone or something that tries too hard to look good, be "cool", or get attention and ends up looking bad
bright yellow car - that's a dwig
girl with too much makeup - she's a dwig
by Joe & Crystal January 8, 2009
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dwig

Dwig is someone who never misses.
Dwig never misses. Dwig only speaks facts.
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Dwig

Another name for a flacid penis
by The bar mistress August 8, 2016
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Dwight Schrute

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
by +he realist. February 4, 2009
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Dwight Shrute

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.
He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013
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Dwight Schrute

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela
Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager
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Dwight you ignorant slut

"Dwight you ignorant slut depression is a serious illness"

-Michael Scott
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